When I’d posted this on Instagram, a couple of people thought I’d ordered this meal from McDonald’s. Although it does look like their version of the Big Breakfast which is good in a rubber-tasting sort of way, this version entails a slight spin on the usual morning favorites.
The eggs are well, just eggs but the sausage is soy which is kind of a huge travesty in my meat-eating book but it was all a boy had in his vegetarian-approved freezer so it had to do. It was surprisingly delicious but then again sausage is probably made up of only 37% real meat… I’m guessing the remainder to be soggy cardboard & artificial flavors.
And then…the crumpets. If you follow me on Twitter (you should, I’m at @omgitsjosie), you’re likely to have read me waxing lyrical about how I want to have sex with crumpets and eat my buttery babies when I first tasted it earlier this year. 4 months and 4 million likely calories later, this is still true.